Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite White Coined Napkins
Price range: $30.80 through $52.58
Finally, napkins that scream class while quietly mopping up your bad life choices. These soft, three-ply white coined napkins aren’t just paper—they’re mini canvases for your party disasters, coffee spills, and wine-induced regrets. Whether it’s a wedding, a birthday, or just a Tuesday night with too much guac, these napkins are the unsung heroes keeping your social dignity intact.
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Categories:Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag:dine like a dog dad, dog dad napkins, fancy wipe squad, pawty cleanup crew, spill patrol gear
Nothing screams “classy dog dad” quite like customized napkins with coined edges. These three-ply paper wonders will be the talk of any wedding, birthday, backyard barbecue, or even that awkward Tuesday night when you spilled salsa on yourself. Printed to perfection (with a faint ink shadow here and there for authenticity), these napkins are soft enough for your face, sturdy enough for your plate, and just bougie enough to make you feel like you’ve finally made it.
Key Features:
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Coined edges – Fancy border embossing so your napkin looks like it went to finishing school.
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Vibrant colors – Printing so crisp you’ll hesitate to blow your nose on it.
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Event-ready – Perfect for weddings, birthdays, doggy adoption parties, or when you just want to flex on your in-laws.
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Two size options – Luncheon size for civilized dining, beverage size for when it’s just you, your whiskey, and questionable life choices.
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USA blanks – Because nothing says patriotism like a napkin.
Care Instructions:
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Do not bleach – Harsh chemicals = sad napkins.
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Dry flat – Let them chill, not tumble.
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Spot clean only – Dab, don’t drown.
Size Guide:
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Luncheon (6.5″ x 6.5″) – For meals that require forks, knives, and minimal shame.
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Beverage (4.8″ x 4.8″) – For cocktails, mocktails, and emergency snack wipes.
Pro Tip: Stock up in packs of 100—because nothing kills a party vibe faster than realizing you’ve only got paper towels with cartoon ducks on them.
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6.5″ x 6.5″ 4.8″ x 4.8″ Width, in 6.50 4.76 Height, in 6.50 4.76 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95