Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Table Runner (Cotton, Poly)
Price range: $26.17 through $39.10
This table runner isn’t just fabric—it’s a runway for your dinnerware. Whether you go with the cotton twill “farmhouse chic” vibe or the polyester “I survived spaghetti night” durability, it’s guaranteed to turn your table into the centerfold of a lifestyle magazine… or at least the backdrop of your dog’s next Instagram photoshoot. Two lengths, one purpose: making your guests think you’ve got your life together (spoiler: your dog knows the truth).
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Categories:Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag:canine-approved décor, dog dad dining chic, fancy feast with fur, gourmet with dog hair, paws and table manners
Finally, a table runner worthy of the Dog Dad lifestyle. Forget boring linens—this runner instantly transforms your dinner table from “microwave burrito station” to “Pinterest-worthy dog dad paradise.” Available in both cotton twill (for the classy host who pairs wine with kibble) and polyester (for the guy who still eats pizza rolls but wants to look like Martha Stewart). Two lengths mean it works for tables of all sizes—whether you’re dining alone with your dog or hosting a family gathering where the dog is clearly the main guest of honor.
Key Features:
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Two Material Options – Cotton Twill for that rustic “farmer’s market dad” vibe, Polyester for a sharp, durable print that survives even spaghetti night.
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Two Sizes – Whether your table is “cozy café” or “banquet hall for one very spoiled Labrador,” we’ve got you covered.
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Hemmed Edges – Clean, sharp edges because frayed fabric is only cute when it’s your dog’s chew toy.
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One-Sided Print – Perfectly designed for Instagram shots from the good angle (aka, where the dog sits).
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with mild detergent.
- Do not bleach. Line dry. (Basically, treat it nicer than you treat your gym clothes.)
Size Guide:
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16″ × 72″ – Ideal for small to medium tables (or impressively long coffee tables).
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16″ × 90″ – For those who live lavishly… or just like giving their dog extra table space.
Pro Tip: Pair it with matching napkins, light some candles, and serve your dog’s kibble on fine china—you’ll finally understand the true meaning of “fine dining.”
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16″ × 72″ 16″ × 90″ Width , in 16.00 16.00 Length, in 72.00 90.00 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95