Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Tea Towel

Sure, anyone can grab a paper towel, but real champions of kitchen survival reach for this tea towel. Made of 100% cotton, it’s softer than your dog’s guilty eyes after stealing your sandwich and absorbent enough to mop up the aftermath of your “I’ll just eyeball the measurements” cooking experiments. Printed on one side for maximum show-off potential, it doubles as both a functional cleaning sidekick and a declaration that you, sir, are truly the Best Dog Dad Ever.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Cotton: Tougher than your dog’s determination to dig up the yard.

• Absorbent & Fast-Drying: Drinks up spills faster than you down your third cup of coffee.

• Hemmed Edges: Keeps it durable, because nobody wants a towel that unravels faster than your patience.

• Sewn-in Care Label: In case you forget that even this towel deserves better than being tossed on the floor.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
• Do not bleach (this towel is fabulous enough already).
• Tumble dry low (it’s not training for CrossFit).
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat if you want it crisp enough to impress dinner guests.
• Do not dry clean—leave that for fancy pants only.

📏 Size Guide:

• One Size (28″ × 28″): Large enough to handle kitchen chaos, small enough not to become a toga after two glasses of wine.

💡 Pro Tip: Not just for dishes—this tea towel also works as a makeshift oven mitt (for those who enjoy the thrill of risk), a picnic napkin, or a decorative “I swear I clean” prop when company comes over.

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