Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Placemat 1pc

Finally, a placemat that screams refined chaos while catching crumbs like a hero. Made from sturdy cotton twill, this trusty rectangle of sophistication brings jolly vibes to any dinner—whether you’re serving filet mignon or just microwaved pizza rolls. It’s the stylish line of defense between your table and whatever culinary experiments you’re calling “dinner.”

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton Twill – Because polyester is for people who gave up on life.

• Hemmed Edges – Holds itself together better than you during family dinners.

• Double-Layer Fabric – Tough enough to handle gravy explosions and wine “accidents.”

• One-Sided Print – Looks fancy on one side, practical on the other (basically like you in a job interview).

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle.
• No bleach unless you’re into abstract art.
• Air dry or tumble low while questioning why you thought spaghetti night was a good idea.

Size Guide:

• 18″ × 14″ (45.72cm × 35.56cm) – Just the right size for plates, cutlery, and your questionable life choices.

Pro Tip: Buy more than one. Otherwise, your table will look like it’s half dressed, and no one needs that kind of energy at dinner.

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