Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Hardboard Back Coaster

Your table has endured coffee rings, wine spills, and the occasional “mystery stain.” Now, it finally gets the hero it deserves: the Hardboard Back Coaster. Compact, glossy, and tougher than your dad’s poker face, this little square keeps your surfaces protected while showing off your flair for style. Bonus points: it’s assembled in the USA, which means it already has an impressive work ethic.

Key Features:

• Glossy Finish – Because your drink deserves to sit on a shiny stage.

• Hardboard Bottom – Built to last longer than your New Year’s resolutions.

• Vibrant Colors – Printing so crisp, your guests may squint at it like fine art.

• Compact & Sturdy – One-piece perfection at 3.5″ x 3.5″.

Care Instructions:

• Wipe clean with a dry microfiber cloth.
• Translation: No spa treatments, no dishwashers—just a quick swipe and it’s back in coaster business.

Size Guide:

One Size Only: 3.5″ x 3.5″ — the Goldilocks of coasters: not too big, not too small, just right.

Pro Tip: Stack a few of these coasters together and—voilà—you’ve invented the world’s cheapest yoga block. Or, you know, just use them for drinks like a responsible adult.

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