Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Bottle Opener

Meet the bottle opener that works harder than a Labrador retriever fetching a stick. Shaped like a bottle cap (because irony is classy), this trusty tool comes equipped with not one, but two mechanisms for unleashing your beverage of choice. Bonus: it’s magnetic, so it’ll cling to your fridge like your dog clings to your leg when you even think about leaving the house.

Key Features:

• Two-in-One Magic – Opens bottles from either side, just in case you’re “multi-talented” after a few drinks.

• Magnetic Personality – Sticks to the fridge, waiting for its moment of glory like an overenthusiastic best man at a wedding.

• Bottle Cap Shape – A bottle opener that looks like a bottle cap? That’s called commitment to the bit.

• Vibrant Colors – Printing so crisp it makes your beer look warm in comparison.

• For Adults Only – Sorry kids, you’ll have to wait until your juice boxes start requiring a corkscrew.

Care Instructions:

• Wipe off with warm water and dish soap.
• Basically, treat it like your kitchen sponge: functional, underrated, and surprisingly gross if ignored too long.

Size Guide:

• Diameter: 3″ – perfectly palm-sized for both bottle conquering and fridge-sticking.

• Height: 0.67″ – slim enough to stay subtle, thick enough to mean business.

Pro Tip: Keep one in the kitchen and one on the porch. That way you’ll always be ready when your friends show up “just to see the dog” but mysteriously help themselves to your beer stash.

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