Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Adjustable Tote Bag (AOP)

Because pockets are never enough. This adjustable tote is the Swiss Army knife of dog-dad carryalls—roomy, stylish, and equipped with an interior zippered pocket to keep your valuables safe (or at least separate from the dog treats). With comfy adjustable straps, you can sling it high, low, or somewhere in between—perfect for errands, commutes, or hauling home way too many toys your dog “absolutely needed.”

Key Features:

• 100% Spun Polyester – Durable, wrinkle-free, and far less needy than your pup.

• Adjustable Strap (26″–48″) – Wear it short, wear it crossbody, or wear it like a true pack leader.

• All-Over Print – Bold and vibrant so everyone knows you’re not just any tote owner—you’re a dog dad tote owner.

• Interior Zip Pocket – Because losing your wallet in the abyss of a tote bag is a universal tragedy.

• Two Sizes (16″×16″ & 18″×18″) – From “light errands” to “weekend haul,” we’ve got your back.

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean like a civilized adult.

• Dry clean if you’re feeling fancy (or lazy).

• Pro tip: Don’t iron. This isn’t the 1950s and it’s polyester.

Size Guide:

• 16″ × 16″ – Perfect for daily errands, lunch breaks, or carrying just enough treats to bribe your pup.

• 18″ × 18″ – Spacious enough for big hauls, weekend chaos, or shopping trips where you “just needed one thing.”

• Strap Length: 26–48 in – Adjustable, because dog dads deserve options too.

Pro Tip: Use the inside pocket as your official snack compartment. That way, when your dog hears the zipper, you can say, “Sorry, buddy, this one’s for me.”

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