Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Baby Beanie (AOP)

This isn’t just a baby beanie—it’s your infant’s first fashion statement. Made from 100% polyester, this pint-sized headgear keeps tiny noggins cozy while doubling as a walking (well, crawling) billboard for your questionable taste in dad humor. Designed for infants up to 6 months, it’s stretchy, soft, and printed on both sides—because babies drool 360 degrees, not just in the front.

⭐ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Because babies don’t know what “breathable fabric” is yet.

• Interlock Knit – Smooth, stretchy, and resilient, just like the baby’s cheeks.

• One Size Fits All (Infants) – Translation: fits until they suddenly outgrow everything overnight.

• Double-Sided Design – Printed front and back, so your baby looks stylish from every angle, even while screaming.

• Durable & Washable – Built to survive milk spills, teething drool, and “mystery stains.”

🧽 Care Instructions:

• No Dry Cleaning – Your baby already smells like milk, don’t complicate it.

• No Ironing – Unless you want to invent the world’s first grilled baby beanie.

• No Bleach – Babies are pure enough without chemical assistance.

• Cold Machine Wash – Because babies run hot enough as it is.

• No Tumble Dry – Lay flat to dry, like a very small, angry towel.

📏 Size Guide:

One Size – 7″ x 7″ (17.8 cm x 17.8 cm). Fits infants up to ~6 months old, or until their head turns into a pumpkin-sized problem.

💡 Pro Tip: This beanie isn’t just for warmth—it’s also a subtle way to tell strangers, “Yes, I’m sleep-deprived, but at least my kid has better headwear than yours.”

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