Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Bucket Hat (AOP)
$18.48
“A bucket hat that says: I’m fashionable enough to wear polyester on purpose, yet practical enough to shade my eyes while spotting dogs from across the park. Sun-safe, dad-approved, and gloriously ridiculous.”
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Categories:Accessories, Hats
Tag:bucket hat swagger, canine couture comedy, dad hat glow-up, dog dad fashion, paws and polyester
Once upon a time, bucket hats kept fishermen dry. Now, they’re keeping dads cool while yelling, “Who’s a good boy?!” This polyester wonder is not just a hat—it’s a lifestyle choice. Available in multiple sizes, so whether your head is the size of a grapefruit or a globe, we’ve got you covered. Literally.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Stronger than your willpower when a dog wags its tail at you.
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Stitching Options: Two colors, because choice is the illusion that keeps us happy.
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Festival-Ready: Protects you from the sun while you pretend you still enjoy loud music.
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Three Sizes: For tiny heads, medium egos, and big-brain dog dads alike.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F). Dry flat.
- Do not bleach, unless you’re into avant-garde fashion mistakes.
- Iron low if you must, but really, it’s a bucket hat—embrace the wrinkles.
Size Guide:
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Small: Crown 3.35”, Brim 2.17”, Fits heads that can’t handle too much responsibility.
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Medium: Crown 3.35”, Brim 2.17”, A balanced head-to-life ratio.
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Large: Crown 3.35”, Brim 2.17”, Perfect for storing wisdom… or dad jokes.
Pro Tip: Wear it backwards for a rebellious skater vibe, sideways for “90s boy band nostalgia,” or the regular way if you want your dog to respect you at least a little.
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Small Medium Large Crown height, in 3.35 3.35 3.35 Brim width, in 2.17 2.17 2.17 Head circumference, in 19.69 21.02 24.72 Outer brim circumference, in 30.91 33.19 35.24 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95