Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Canvas Tote Bag 5-Color Straps
Price range: $21.20 through $24.08
Because pockets are a scam. This lightweight, all-over-print tote comes in three sizes with five strap colors—perfect for groceries, errands, or smuggling home yet another squeaky toy your dog “absolutely needed.” Stylish, durable, and unapologetically dog-dad chic.
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Categories:Accessories, Bags
Tag:Best Dog Dad Tote, Errands With Attitude, Fetch And Carry, Funny Dog Dad Gift, Pockets Are A Lie
Because sometimes pockets just don’t cut it. This lightweight yet durable canvas tote is big enough to carry groceries, gym gear, or the growing collection of toys your dog swore he “needed.” Available in three sizes and five strap colors, it’s the Swiss Army knife of dog-dad bags—minus the knife. Plus, the black interior lining hides crumbs, fur, and any questionable snack evidence you’d rather not explain.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester Canvas – Strong, durable, and quick-drying, unlike your dog after a bath.
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All-Over Print – Bold and vibrant, because dog dads deserve fashion too.
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5 Strap Color Options – Match your mood, your leash, or your pup’s favorite ball.
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Black Interior Lining – Classy and practical (nobody has to know how messy you are).
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Boxed Corners – Extra space for snacks, toys, or that one squeaky duck your dog refuses to part with.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F) on gentle cycle—treat it nicer than your laundry pile.
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Non-chlorine bleach only, unless you’re trying to invent avant-garde tie-dye.
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Tumble dry low for best results.
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Do not iron (seriously, who irons tote bags?).
Size Guide:
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13″ × 13″ – Great for quick errands and light hauling.
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16″ × 16″ – The sweet spot for daily use, shopping trips, or sneaky treat runs.
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18″ × 18″ – King-sized tote power for weekend chaos, grocery overkill, or carrying home the entire pet aisle.
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Strap Length: 27–29 in – Long enough to sling over your shoulder like a dog-dad fashion statement.
Pro Tip: Get one tote for groceries, one for gym gear, and one just for dog stuff. That way, when someone asks, “Why do you have three totes?” you can confidently say, “I’m organized, not obsessed.”
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13″ × 13” 16″ × 16” 18″ × 18” Width, in 13.00 16.00 18.00 Length, in 13.00 16.00 18.00 Strap length, in 26.97 27.99 29.02 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95