Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Chest Bag (AOP)
$35.20
Because sometimes a backpack is too much commitment and a tote just won’t cut it—enter the chest bag. Built tough, slim enough to dodge subway turnstiles, and roomy enough for snacks, sunglasses, and questionable life choices. All the storage you need strapped proudly to your torso like the functional fashion warrior you are.
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Categories:Accessories, Bags
Tag:chest day accessory, commuter cool carry, everyday snack holster, front pouch fashion, torso tote swagger
Finally—a bag that keeps up with your “I only came here to pet dogs” lifestyle. Made from tough nylon that laughs in the face of wear and tear, this chest bag has enough compartments to hold your snacks, dog treats, and that emergency lint roller you keep pretending you don’t need. It’s sleek, it’s sturdy, and it screams: “Yes, I’m the kind of guy who carries a chest bag, and no, I don’t regret it.”
Key Features:
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100% Premium Nylon – Stronger than your willpower at an adoption event.
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Adjustable Strap – Because not all dog dads are created equally sized.
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Convenient Compartments – One main pocket, two zipped pockets, and two mesh pockets—perfect for separating human snacks from canine contraband.
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Black Detailing – Because every dad bag deserves a little mystery.
Care Instructions:
- Keep it cool: no bleach, no boiling water, and no baking it in the sun.
- Spot clean like you love it (because you do).
Size Guide:
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Length: 8″ – Just right for holding your dignity and snacks.
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Height: 15″ – Tall enough to look important, short enough to not block your view of dogs.
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Width: 3.2″ – Slim, but roomy enough for essentials (and emergency beef jerky).
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Strap Length: Adjustable 29″–42″ – Because every dog dad deserves a custom fit, from “weekend stroller” to “hiking hero.”
Pro Tip: Perfect for carrying your essentials AND a secret stash of dog treats. Just be prepared for every dog within a five-mile radius to suddenly adopt you as their new father.
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One size Length , in 8.00 Height (without the strap), in 15.00 Width, in 3.20 Strap length (min), in 29.00 Strap length (max), in 42.00 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95