Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Closed-Back Structured Cap (Embroidery)
$50.45
Finally, a cap that’s as disciplined as your dog isn’t. Structured, sleek, and stretch-fit, this snapback makes you look like you’ve got it all together—even when your pup is rolling in something unspeakable at the park.
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Categories:Accessories, Hats
Tag:bark-approved structured cap, disciplined dog dad style, forehead fashion fortress, obedience school chic, pawlitical headgear
This isn’t just a hat—it’s a commitment to structure. Built with a six-panel, mid-profile crown and enough polyester-cotton-spandex wizardry to keep its shape longer than your last diet attempt, this cap is designed for the Dog Dad who wants to look sleek and low-key terrifyingly responsible. With a silver undervisor to add a mysterious “is he a coach or just a guy with a dog?” vibe, and a stretch band that actually fits without cutting off circulation, this hat is the ultimate upgrade from your sad, floppy ball cap.
⭐ Key Features:
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Six-Panel Fortress – Structured mid-profile crown with a visor that won’t fold under pressure. Unlike you at obedience school.
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Stretchy Band Magic – “One size fits most” actually means it this time.
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Silver Undervisor – Because your forehead deserves some bling too.
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Embroidery-Friendly – A low-profile embroidery area, perfect for showing off how much cooler your dog is than you.
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Durable Blend – 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex. Translation: comfy but tough, like a dad’s love.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Spot clean with warm water and soap.
- Use a soft brush for stubborn spots—think “gentle pat on the dog’s head,” not “scrubbing the grill after ribs.” No soaking.
- This cap does not enjoy swimming.
📏 Size Guide:
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S/M Circumference: 21.26–22.76″ (for dog dads who claim they “don’t have a big head”).
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L/XL Circumference: 22.36–23.86″ (for dog dads who know they do).
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Height: 4.53–4.92″ (plenty of room for overconfidence).
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Visor Length: 2.56″ (perfect shade-to-sass ratio).
💡 Pro Tip: Wear this cap to command instant respect at the dog park—or at least look like you have your life together while your dog is rolling in something unspeakable.
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S/M L/XL Circumference, in 21.26 – 22.76 22.36 – 23.86 Height, in 4.53 4.92 Width, in 6.61 6.61 Panel height, in 2.56 2.56 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95