Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Coaster

Sure, your dog doesn’t care about water rings on the coffee table—but your furniture does. Enter the Best Dog Dad Ever Coaster: a high-gloss, wipe-clean square of MDF magic that keeps your drinks steady and your surfaces safe. At 3.5″ × 3.5″, it’s compact, stylish, and basically the unsung hero of your living room (because let’s face it, your dog already hogs the spotlight).

Key Features:

• 100% MDF Construction – Durable, sturdy, and way more reliable than balancing your beer on a napkin.

• Non-Slip Bottom – Stays put like your dog when you say “walk.”

• High-Gloss Finish – Shiny, sleek, and almost too nice for that third glass of wine.

• Easy to Clean – One wipe and it’s like last night’s party never happened (if only your carpet worked the same way).

• REACH-Certified Inks – Because even your coaster is more eco-friendly than your neighbor’s SUV.

Care Instructions:

• Wipe clean with a dry microfiber cloth.

• No soaking, no scrubbing, no tossing it in the dishwasher.

• Pro tip: don’t let your dog use it as a chew toy (unless you like MDF confetti).

Size Guide:

• Width: 3.54 in (9 cm) – Just right for your favorite mug or cocktail glass.

• Height: 3.54 in (9 cm) – Perfectly square for balanced sipping.

• Thickness: 0.12 in (3.17 mm) – Slim, sleek, and sturdy without being clunky.

Pro Tip: Buy extras. One for your coffee, one for your beer, one for your wine, and maybe one for the dog’s water bowl—because if anyone deserves a coaster, it’s the pup who knocks over literally everything else.

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