Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Cotton Apron
$24.00
“The cotton shield that saves your shirt from spaghetti shrapnel while making you look like a five-star Dog Dad chef.”
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Categories:Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag:BBQ Pit Fashion Statement, Best Dog Dad Cooking Armor, Cotton Apron Of Glory, Kitchen Chaos Uniform, Spaghetti Stain Shield
Cooking is messy—between sauce splatters, grease pops, and your dog “helping” by sticking his nose everywhere, your wardrobe doesn’t stand a chance. Enter the Best Dog Dad Ever Cotton Apron: durable, comfy, and stylish enough to make you look like a kitchen pro (even if your specialty is burning toast). Made from 100% cotton with a tie-back closure and available in six color options, this apron is your trusty shield in the battle of BBQ pits, stovetops, and suspiciously aggressive spaghetti sauce.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton Fabric – Smooth, durable, and breathable—like a T-shirt that actually protects you from your cooking disasters.
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Tie-Back Closure – Adjustable for a perfect fit, whether you’re a lean grilling machine or a “second plate of ribs” kinda guy.
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Medium Fabric Weight (5.2 oz/yd²) – Sturdy enough to handle the mess, light enough to move like a kitchen ninja.
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Six Color Variants – Pick a color that matches your vibe—or your dog’s eyes, if you’re that level of obsessed.
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Sewn-In Label – A classy little detail that says, “Yes, this apron is legit.”
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (30C/90F).
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No bleach—this isn’t CSI: Kitchen Edition.
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No tumble dry (unless you enjoy the “crispy apron” look).
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Low heat iron if you’re trying to impress guests who notice wrinkles.
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Do not dry clean—your apron doesn’t need a spa day.
Size Guide:
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Width: 25.59 in (65 cm) – Wide enough to catch every sauce splatter.
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Length: 35.43 in (90 cm) – Long enough to cover you from “oops” moments.
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Strap Length: 38 in (96.5 cm) – Tie it up snug or loose, depending on how many beers you’ve had before grilling.
Pro Tip: Use one pocket for utensils and the other for snacks (for you or the dog—we’re not judging). Bonus: wear it to the table after cooking; it screams, “Yes, I made this… and yes, I deserve applause.”
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One size Width, in 25.59 Length, in 35.43 Strap length, in 38.00 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95