Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
$19.22
Because plastic bags are for amateurs. This heavyweight cotton tote is roomy, durable, and ready to haul everything from groceries to squeaky toys. Strong enough for a week’s worth of shopping, stylish enough to make you look like a responsible dog dad who totally has his life together (even if your pup just ate your socks).
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Categories:Accessories, Bags
Tag:Best Dog Dad Tote, Canvas Of Chaos, Dog Dad Everyday Carry, Dog Parent Shopping Bag, Funny Dog Dad Gift
Finally—a tote bag that screams, “Yes, I have a dog, and yes, his stuff takes up more space than mine.” Made from 100% heavyweight cotton canvas, this bag is strong enough to carry your groceries, dog toys, and even the emotional weight of being everyone’s favorite dog dad. With roomy dimensions and sturdy 20″ handles, it’s basically the Swiss Army knife of bags (minus the knife part). Available in natural or black, depending on whether you want “organic farmer chic” or “mysterious dog dad at the park” vibes.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton Canvas – Tougher than your pup’s favorite chew toy (but softer, thankfully).
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Heavy Fabric – Durable enough to last years, or at least through a thousand “just one more” dog treats.
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Flat Corners – Keeps things neat, unlike your dog’s idea of “organizing” the living room.
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Reinforced Self-Fabric Handles – Because flimsy straps are for amateurs, not professional snack haulers.
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Sewn-In Label – A little tag that says, “Yep, this bag is legit.”
Care Instructions:
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Spot clean only—because tossing it in the wash will make it shrink faster than your patience at bath time.
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Line dry like a responsible adult.
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Do not bleach (unless you’re going for that “DIY tie-dye disaster” look).
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Do not iron directly over the print—unless you enjoy modern art made of melted ink.
Size Guide:
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Width: 15 in – Roomy enough for books, groceries, and a sneaky squeaky toy.
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Length: 16 in – Tall enough for wine bottles or your dignity.
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Handle Length: 20 in – Long straps for comfortable shoulder carrying, even when overloaded with kibble.
Pro Tip: Keep one of these totes in your car at all times. That way, when your dog inevitably drags you into a “just browsing” pet store visit, you’re already prepared to haul out enough toys to open a small boutique.
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15″ x 16″ Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95