Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Cotton Tea Towel

Spills happen. Wine tips, spaghetti splatters, and sometimes the dog just sneezes on the counter. That’s where the Best Dog Dad Ever Cotton Tea Towel swoops in—made of 100% organic cotton, it’s soft, stylish, and absorbent enough to rescue your kitchen (or bathroom) from chaos. Ethically made, lightweight, and printed on one side, this towel doesn’t just clean—it makes you look like the kind of adult who planned for spills.

Key Features:

• 100% Organic Cotton – Grown without pesticides or chemicals, because even your towel is more eco-friendly than your SUV.

• Absorbent & Fast-Drying – Wicks up moisture faster than your dog inhales dropped French fries.

• Hemmed Edges – Built tough to handle messes, unlike your nerves at family dinners.

• Lightweight & Soft – Feels good on your hands, and classy enough to hang where guests will see it.

• Printed Design – Style on the front, hard work on the back—just like you.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) on gentle cycle.

• No bleach (unless you’re into the “distressed grunge towel” look).

• Line dry like it’s a tiny flag of Dog Dad Nation.

• Iron low heat if you want it wrinkle-free (but, really, it’s a towel).

• Do not dry clean—it’s not auditioning for a spa day.

Size Guide:

• Width: 19.6 in (50 cm) – Wide enough to mop up life’s little disasters.

• Length: 27.5 in (70 cm) – Long enough to actually be useful, short enough to keep out of the dog’s reach… maybe.

Pro Tip: Hang one in the kitchen and one in the bathroom—your dog will find a way to get them both dirty anyway. Bonus: doubles as a dramatic prop for sighing loudly while cooking.

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