Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Cotton Twill Napkin

Forget paper towels—those are for amateurs. Real dog dads wipe their faces with 100% cotton twill napkins that scream both sophistication and spaghetti night survival. Strong, fade-resistant, and one-sided print (because let’s be real—the other side is destined for gravy duty), this napkin is as classy as you’ll ever look while trying to stop your dog from licking the dinner plates.

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton Twill – Smooth, durable, and way fancier than that old dish towel you’ve been “accidentally” using as a napkin.

• Hemmed Edges – Sewn around to withstand countless family dinners, food fights, and passive-aggressive holiday gatherings.

• Fade-Resistant Print – Bold designs that outlast both spaghetti stains and your in-laws’ judgmental stares.

• One-Sided Print – Style where it matters, stains where it’s expected.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F) on gentle cycle.

• Mild detergent only—because harsh chemicals are for crime scenes, not napkins.

• Do not bleach (unless you’re going for that “ghost of dinner past” look).

• Line dry like the majestic fabric flag of Dog Dad Nation.

Size Guide:

Two options for your fine dining (or snack-hoarding) needs:

• 10” × 10” (25.4 × 25.4 cm) – Cocktail napkin vibes: perfect for snacks, drinks, or wiping up “oopsies.”

• 22” × 22” (55.9 × 55.9 cm) – Full dinner coverage: great for pasta nights, BBQ feasts, or dramatic dinner flourishes.

Pro Tip: Order extras—one for you, one for your pup. Because if we’re being honest, your dog’s already sitting at the table anyway.

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