Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Cutting Board
Price range: $29.85 through $35.68
“A cutting board tough enough for steak night, classy enough for dinner parties, and destined to catch your dog eyeing every single chop.”
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Categories:Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag:Best Dog Dad Kitchen Gear, Cutting Board Of Champions, Onion Tears Included, Rubber Dots Save Lives, Steak Night Survival Tool
Chop like the culinary legend (or chaotic leftover wizard) you were born to be. This tempered glass cutting board isn’t just here to hold your onions—it’s here to prove that even in the kitchen, you’re the Best Dog Dad Ever. With 4 little rubber feet gripping your countertop like a pup hanging onto their favorite toy, this board stays put while you slice, dice, and occasionally cry over onions (or because your dog stole the steak). Dishwasher-safe, stylish, and strong enough to survive whatever recipe TikTok convinces you to try next.
Key Features:
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Tempered Glass Material – Tougher than your dog’s opinion on bath time.
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Dishwasher-Safe – Because scrubbing by hand is for people without dogs to walk.
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4 Rubber Dots – Keeps your board stable while you channel your inner Gordon Ramsay (minus the yelling).
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More Sanitary than Plastic or Wood – A clean cut every time, without the side of mystery bacteria.
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Available in Two Sizes – Small for snacks, large for “oops, I made enough chili for a small army.”
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Design Transparency – The lighter the design, the more transparent it looks—kind of like your poker face when your pup begs for scraps.
Care Instructions:
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Pop it in the dishwasher—easy, breezy, dog-dad approved.
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Or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap (if you’re feeling old-school).
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Pro tip: Don’t test its durability by dropping it—it’s a cutting board, not a superhero.
Size Guide:
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Small: 11″ × 8.25″ × 0.25″ – Perfect for chopping garnishes, cheese cubes, or tiny regrets.
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Large: 15.5″ × 11.25″ × 0.25″ – Ideal for full-blown feasts, dog treat prep, or dramatically chopping carrots like you’re on a cooking show.
Pro Tip: Pair it with your “Best Dog Dad Ever” apron and let everyone know you’re basically the Gordon Ramsay of kibble preparation. Just don’t be surprised if your dog thinks all that chopping means dinner’s ready for them.
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Price range: $15.47 through $16.95