Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Dog Collar
Price range: $22.45 through $24.48
Finally, a collar that won’t smell like a swamp, snap like cheap jewelry, or make your dog look like they borrowed it from the clearance bin.
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Categories:Accessories, Pets
Tag:best dog dad gift, dog dad dog collar, funny pet accessories, sarcastic dog fashion, stylish pup gear
Tired of your pup rocking the same crusty old collar that smells like last summer’s mud puddle? Enter the Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Dog Collar—odor-proof, stain-resistant, hypoallergenic, and waterproof. Basically, it’s the superhero of dog collars. Made in the USA from fancy Thermo-Elastomer (that’s science-speak for “dog-proof”), this collar can survive zoomies, puddle dives, and “rolling in something dead” with ease. With four stylish buckle options—black onyx, gun metal, rose gold, or vintage brass—your pup will finally look like the classy beast you keep insisting they are.
Key Features:
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Durable TPU Material – Premium Thermo-Elastomer: tough enough for the outdoors, bougie enough for Instagram.
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4 Buckle Options – Black Onyx, Gun Metal, Rose Gold, or Vintage Brass. It’s like choosing earrings, but for your dog.
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Odor-Resistant – No more eau de “mystery swamp.”
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Stain-Resistant & Waterproof – Because your dog doesn’t care if it’s raining; they’re still rolling in the mud.
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Hypoallergenic – Gentle on skin, even if your pup has the diva sensitivities of a purebred influencer.
Care Instructions:
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Clean with warm water and mild soap.
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Do not attempt bleach experiments unless you enjoy “abstract art” fashion.
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Bonus: it’s so easy to clean, even your dog could do it (but they won’t).
Size Guide:
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Small (11–14″) – For petite pups with big egos.
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Medium (15–18″) – The “just right” size, Goldilocks-approved.
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Large (19–22″) – For medium-to-large chaos monsters.
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XL (23–26″) – For gentle giants (or not-so-gentle ones).
(Widths range from 0.67″ for S, and 1.02″ for M–XL. Translation: sturdy enough to survive a squirrel sighting.)
Pro Tip: Match your dog’s buckle color to your own watch or sunglasses for the ultimate “we’re that extra” dog-dad-and-dog duo vibe. Warning: may cause jealous stares at the dog park and the phrase, “Wow, you guys really coordinated.”
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S M L XL Circumference, in 11.00 – 14.00 15.00 – 18.00 19.00 – 22.00 23.00 – 26.00 Width, in 0.67 1.02 1.02 1.02 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95