Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Double Wine Tote Bag

Because one bottle is never enough. This canvas double wine tote is the official uniform of prepared Dog Dads everywhere. Whether you’re sneaking Pinot into a picnic or BYOB-ing it like a legend, this bag carries two full bottles side by side—because balance is important. Also doubles as a life preserver when you’re drowning in “Dad, can we get another dog?” requests.

Key Features:

• Interior divider – Keeps your two bottles safe, separate, and not clinking like a medieval joust.

• Boxed corners – Adds a little extra space for those slightly ambitious pours.

• Reinforced stitching on handles – Because cheap handles snapping under wine weight is a tragedy Shakespeare forgot to write about.

• 100% Cotton canvas – Strong, durable, and classy enough to make you look like a cultured Dog Dad… even if it’s boxed wine inside.

Care Instructions:

• Spilled some merlot? It happens.
• Use warm water and dish soap to wipe down your tote—no need to send it to wine rehab.

Size Guide:

• One Size Only – 9.25” wide x 10.25” tall with a 3” gusset. Perfectly tailored to cradle two bottles of Dad juice.

Pro Tip: Upgrade from “Best Dog Dad Ever” to “Best Party Guest Ever” by showing up with this tote full of wine. Bonus points if you bring dog treats for the host’s four-legged security system.

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