Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Drawstring Bag

Because sometimes a dog dad just needs a bag that screams “low effort, high function.” Lightweight, durable, and easy to sling over your shoulder, this drawstring bag is perfect for gym runs, beach trips, or stuffing full of tennis balls your pup will immediately lose. Fully lined with black sheeting and packing a sneaky zipper pocket inside, it’s basically the secret agent of dog-dad bags—simple on the outside, clever on the inside.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Strong, fast-drying, and way less needy than your Labrador.

• Metal Grommets with Drawcords – Keeps everything secure while giving you that casual “just going with the flow” look.

• Fully Lined Interior with Black Sheeting – Sleek, stylish, and perfect for hiding snack crumbs.

• Small Zipper Pocket Inside – For valuables, dog treats, or hiding the fact you’re carrying both.

• Spacious One-Size Design – Decent room for gym gear, snacks, or emergency squeaky toys.

Care Instructions:

• Empty all items first (looking at you, mystery jerky treat).

• Pretreat visible stains, then spot clean with warm water and mild detergent.

• Use a soft brush for stubborn messes—air dry only.

• Pro tip: Don’t leave it in the trunk of your car for a month. Polyester may survive, but your dignity won’t.

Size Guide:

• Length: 18.9 in – Tall enough for gym gear or a day’s worth of snacks.

• Width: 14.6 in – Wide enough for essentials without becoming a black hole.

• Drawcord Length: 23.6–25.6 in – Adjustable, so you can wear it snug, loose, or in full “dog-dad swagger” mode.

Pro Tip: Use the hidden zipper pocket for snacks—yours or your pup’s. Just be ready to explain why your dog stares at your bag like it owes him money.

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