Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Hockey Puck
$22.42
Because nothing says “elite athlete” like a Dog Dad with a hockey puck that’s better suited for display than your slapshot accuracy. Built from tough rubber (unlike your New Year’s resolutions), it’s the ultimate mix of sporty swagger and canine pride.
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Categories:Sports & Games, Accessories
Tag:canine cup gear, dog dad slapshot, fetch and faceoff, hockey puck humor, paw-wer play puck
Because being a Dog Dad isn’t just a lifestyle—it’s a full-contact sport. This puck isn’t for chasing around the ice with your golden retriever (though we’d pay to see that). It’s a standard-sized, rubber-built, one-sided-print beauty that’s sturdy enough for face-offs, desk decoration, or intimidating the mailman.
Key Features:
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100% Rubber Toughness – Vulcanized rubber: because “weak and flimsy” is for squeaky toys.
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Vibrant Colors – Designs so crisp you’ll want to put it on display instead of risking it in a slapshot.
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Classic Black Base – A bold backdrop for your Dog Dad pride.
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Standard Size – Regulation puck, but with personality.
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One-Sided Print – Keep the important message up front, where it belongs.
Care Instructions:
Wipe it clean with warm water and mild soap—because even your puck deserves a spa day.
Size Guide:
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Diameter: 3″ (perfect for hockey and paw-approved fetch attempts)
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Height: 1″ (short, stout, and all attitude)
Pro Tip: Not great on skates? Don’t worry—this puck doubles as a top-tier paperweight, conversation starter, and Dog Dad badge of honor. Bonus points if you leave it on your desk and casually mention you “retired from the league.”
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3″ Diameter, in 3.00 Height, in 1.00 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95