Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Pet Tank Top
$28.28
Because nothing says “spoiled” like a dog in a tank top—equal parts fashion statement and middle paw to naked pups at the park.
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Categories:Accessories, Pets
Tag:best dog dad gift, dog dad pet tank top, funny dog clothes, sarcastic dog apparel, stylish pup fashion
Sure, your dog already rocks fur year-round, but sometimes they need that extra layer of fabulous. Enter the Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Pet Tank Top—equal parts comfort, style, and “look at me, I’m adorable.” Made with 100% combed ringspun cotton (because only the softest will do for your four-legged royalty), this tank is stretchy, breathable, and guaranteed to earn your pup at least three compliments per walk. Just remember: sizing runs small, because apparently dog fashion is as unforgiving as human fashion week.
Key Features:
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100% Combed Ringspun Cotton – Strong, soft, and smoother than your dog’s “feed me” face.
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Rib Knit Design – Keeps its shape, unlike your couch cushions after zoomies.
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Double-Needle Ribbed Binding – Because stretched-out necklines are so last season.
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EasyTear™ Label – For dogs who hate tags as much as they hate bath time.
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Heather Colors – A fancy way of saying “a little polyester snuck in, but it looks good.”
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (because dogs don’t separate whites and colors).
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Do not bleach (unless you want a DIY tie-dye situation).
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Tumble dry low—like lazy nap-low.
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No ironing. Seriously. Your dog is not auditioning for a wrinkle-free runway.
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Do not dry clean. Your pup is stylish, not bougie.
Size Guide:
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M (23 lbs max) – For dogs who still get carried like babies.
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L (45 lbs max) – For pups who think they’re lap dogs but crush your legs.
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XL (70 lbs max) – For furry tanks masquerading as pets.
(Runs small. If your dog has the chest of a gym bro, size up.)
Pro Tip: Pair this tank with your own “Dog Dad” tee and prepare for the most embarrassing matching-photo-op your pup will ever tolerate. Bonus: it doubles as an instant icebreaker when strangers inevitably ask, “Does it come in my size?”
M L XL Length, in 10.00 12.00 15.50 Height, in 7.24 8.23 9.25 Collar width, in 5.37 6.50 9.00 Chest width (laid flat), in 7.25 8.25 9.25 Weight, lb 23.00 45.00 70.00 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95