Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Poker Cards

Poker night just got upgraded from “meh” to legendary dog-dad energy. These custom poker cards are printed on sturdy, glossy, UV-coated paper so they won’t fold under pressure—unlike your poker face. Each deck comes with 52 standard cards, 2 jokers (aka your new favorite excuses), and one customizable back design to flaunt your style while bluffing your buddies. Packaged neatly in a white box that screams “classy… but still fun.”

Key Features:

• UV Protective Laminate – Keeps your cards looking fresh longer than your patience during a bad hand.

• One Design for the Whole Set – Because consistency is key, even if your poker strategy isn’t.

• Premium 300gsm Paper – Thick, durable, and far too good for that friend who always spills beer.

• Classic Poker Setup – 52 cards + 2 jokers, because life (and poker) is always better with a little chaos.

• Comes in a White Box – Fancy storage for not-so-fancy losers.

Care Instructions:

• Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth.

• Do not lick, bend, or attempt to use as frisbees (unless it’s been a really bad night).

Size Guide:

• Width: 2.52″ – wide enough for your clumsy shuffles.

• Length: 3.70″ – perfect for dramatic slams on the table.

Pro Tip: Always keep the jokers handy—they’re not just cards, they’re life lessons: sometimes chaos wins the pot.

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