Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Poly Twill Napkin

Because nothing says “refined sophistication” like wiping spaghetti sauce off your face with a napkin that declares you the Best Dog Dad Ever. Made from 100% polyester twill, this napkin is strong enough to survive taco night, wine spills, and the occasional attempt by your pup to drag it off the table. Fade-resistant, easy to clean, and unapologetically stylish—it’s the table upgrade you never knew you needed.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Twill – Strong, durable, and quick-drying—basically the superhero of fabrics (cape not included).

• Hemmed Edges – Neatly finished so it doesn’t unravel like your patience when your dog begs for table scraps.

• Fade-Resistant Print – Holds up against spills, washes, and judgmental in-laws.

• One-Sided Print – Because style on one side is all you need when the other side’s destined for chili stains.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F).

• Gentle cycle, mild detergent—no bleach, unless you enjoy the “distressed napkin chic” look.

• Line dry like it’s airing out its secrets.

• Bonus: no ironing required if you lean into the “wrinkled but still classy” aesthetic.

Size Guide:

Two sizes to match your dinner party vibe:

• 10” × 10” (25.4 × 25.4 cm) – Perfect for snacks, lunchboxes, or covering up that suspicious wine ring.

• 22” × 22” (55.9 × 55.9 cm) – Big enough for full-blown feasts, dramatic flourishes, and maybe even doubling as a tiny dog cape.

Pro Tip: Pair with a matching set so guests know you’re not just a dog dad—you’re a dog dad with taste. Bonus points if your pup gets a seat at the table and their own napkin (just don’t expect them to use it).

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