Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Quilted Placemat

Your dog may eat straight off the floor, but you, my friend, deserve better. Enter the Best Dog Dad Ever Quilted Placemat—crafted from durable 100% polyester with a grey backing that says, “Yes, I’m fancy… but also practical.” Strong, easy to clean, and built to survive daily spills, spaghetti disasters, and that one time you let your pup “help” at the table.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Tough, fade-resistant, and way more reliable than paper towels.

• Hemmed Edges – Finished neatly so it won’t unravel like your patience when your dog stares at your steak.

• Durable & Easy Care – Because real life is messy, and wine stains don’t remove themselves.

• Grey Backing – Adds a sleek touch while also disguising the inevitable ketchup incident.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F), gentle cycle.

• Mild detergent only—save the bleach for true crime scenes.

• Tumble dry low heat, because this placemat deserves better than crispy edges.

Size Guide:

• 12″ × 18″ (30.5 × 45.7 cm) – Large enough for plates, cutlery, and a “fancy” dinner setup; compact enough to fit on your dog-dad-approved kitchen table.

Pro Tip: Buy a set—one for you, one for the dog. Because let’s face it: he’s already eating half your dinner anyway.

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