Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Shoulder Tote Bag (AOP)
$23.50
Finally—a tote bag as bold and unapologetic as your devotion to the dog. Big enough to haul snacks, toys, and maybe even the faint hope of keeping your car hair-free. With its all-over print and sturdy cotton build, this tote screams “I’m a dog dad and proud of it—now step aside while I carry an entire pet store in here.”
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Categories:Accessories, Bags
Tag:Bark-To-Style, Dog Dad Couture, Grocery Fetching Bag, Tote-ally Necessary, Woof-Proof Carryall
Why carry a boring tote when you can haul your groceries, snacks, and emergency dog treats in a masterpiece that screams “Best Dog Dad Ever”? Made of sturdy cotton canvas, this shoulder tote has long handles that let you strut like you’re on a Paris runway—even if you’re just leaving PetSmart with squeaky toys and a gallon of kibble.
Key Features:
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Lightweight – Because lugging around tennis balls, chewed sticks, and “just-in-case” snacks is already heavy enough.
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Long Handles – Swing it on your shoulder like the fashion-forward dog parent you are.
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Reinforced Stitching – Strong enough to survive both your shopping trips and your dog trying to jump inside.
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100% Cotton – Durable, eco-friendly, and classy enough for the farmer’s market or the dog park.
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REACH-Certified Inks – Printed safely so the only thing toxic in your life is your group chat.
Care Instructions:
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Wash Cold – Keep it chill, like your dog napping at noon.
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No Bleach – This isn’t the 80s, and your tote deserves better.
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No Ironing – Wrinkles add character (just ask Dog Dad).
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Air Dry Only – Give it a spa day, not a spin cycle.
Size Guide:
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Width (18.3″) – Wide enough for snacks, dog toys, and at least three life regrets.
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Length (16.5″) – Tall enough to hold your laptop, or 47 emergency hot dog buns.
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Handle Length (31.5″) – Shoulder straps longer than your patience at the vet’s office.
Pro Tip: Fill it with snacks for both you and your pup. That way, when someone asks “Is that for your dog?” you can smugly answer, “Yes. And me. Don’t judge.”
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One size Width, in 18.31 Length, in 16.54 Handle length, in 31.50 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95