Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Soapstone Car Coaster
Price range: $5.53 through $11.07
“Keep your cup holders drier than your humor with this absorbent soapstone coaster—because the only thing that should sweat in your car is you, stuck in traffic listening to your dog pant.”
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Categories:Accessories, Car Accessories
Tag:beverage babysitter deluxe, coaster of canine destiny, dog dad cupholder chaos, pawtographed hydration station, slobber-proof luxury
Finally—something in your car that absorbs responsibility instead of spreading dog hair. This absorbent soapstone coaster keeps cup holders dry, classy, and less like a swamp of spilled lattes. Bonus: it works whether you’re sipping water like a saint or an XL iced coffee like a dad on the edge.
⭐ Key Features:
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1, 2, or 4 pieces – Because apparently, beverages don’t like traveling solo.
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Same print – Order a set, get matching coasters. It’s not Tinder, no surprise mismatches.
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Matte finish – Smooth, sleek, and won’t blind you with unnecessary gloss.
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Absorbs condensation – Think of it as a tiny sponge with commitment issues.
🧽 Care Instructions:
Wipe clean – A quick swipe with a dry microfiber cloth and it’s back to work, unlike your teenager.
📏 Size Guide:
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2.6″ x 2.6″ – The universal “fits MOST cars” size, which really means: “if it doesn’t fit, blame your car manufacturer.”
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0.3″ thick – Just enough to do the job, without looking like a dog frisbee.
💡 Pro Tip: Grab the set of 4. One for your coffee, one for your water, one for your emergency drive-thru milkshake, and one for your dog’s emotional support puppuccino. Hydration and chaos, all under control.
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2.6” × 2.6″ Width, in 2.60 Height, in 2.60 Thickness, in 0.30 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95