Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Tote Bag (AOP)

Let’s face it—you didn’t choose the dog dad life, the dog dad life chose you. And with that comes responsibility… like carrying treats, tennis balls, and enough “emergency” poop bags to survive the apocalypse. Enter the Best Dog Dad Ever Tote (AOP): tough polyester, vibrant all-over print, and roomy enough to stash everything from groceries to squeaky toys. Available in three sizes (because apparently “giant dog-dad pockets” aren’t a thing yet) with colorful handles so you can match your vibe—or your dog’s leash, if you’re feeling extra.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Body – Strong, durable, and fast-drying, unlike your pup after a swim.

• 5 Handle Color Options – Because even rugged dog dads deserve a splash of style.

• Reinforced Stitching – Handles that won’t quit, no matter how many bones you sneak in.

• Boxed Corners – Adds space, structure, and a hint of “I’ve got my life together.”

• Non-Woven Laminate Lining – Fancy words for “keeps it sturdy and easy to clean.”

• Available in 3 Sizes – Whether you’re packing light or going full “dog dad mule.”

Care Instructions:

• Remove all items first (yes, even the surprise Milk-Bone you forgot in there).

• Pretreat stains like a pro—coffee, drool, and mystery paw prints happen.

• Clean gently with warm water, detergent, and a soft cloth.

• Let it air dry—sunbathing tote bags is totally a thing.

Size Guide:

• 13″ × 13″ – Small but mighty, like a Chihuahua on espresso.

• 16″ × 16″ – Just right for everyday errands (or “oops, more toys again”).

• 18″ × 18″ – Big enough to double as your dog’s weekend travel bag.

• Handle Length: 28.74 in – Long straps so you can sling it over your shoulder like the proud pack mule you are.

Pro Tip: Get one tote per dog. That way, when people ask why you have three different totes full of random items, you can proudly say, “I’m just being fair.” 🐾

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