Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Vintage Cap (Embroidery)
$36.25
Finally, a cap that looks as effortlessly cool as your dog thinks you are. This distressed cotton twill beauty brings vintage vibes, adjustable comfort, and just the right amount of “I didn’t try, but I still nailed it.” Perfect for dog walks, coffee runs, and dodging small talk with the neighbors.
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Categories:Accessories, Hats
Tag:caps for canine royalty, distressed but distinguished, dog dad drip, fetch-approved fashion, vintage bark couture
This isn’t just a hat—it’s a lifestyle choice. Crafted from 100% cotton twill and blessed with a perfectly washed-out, vintage effect, this cap looks like it’s seen some things. (Like when your dog ate an entire rotisserie chicken—bones and all.) With its unstructured 6-panel design, low profile, and antique brass buckle, this cap is equal parts stylish, comfy, and “I woke up like this.” No two hats are exactly alike, so consider yours a one-of-a-kind relic—like you, but with better stitching.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton Twill – As soft, breathable, and reliable as your dog’s unwavering loyalty.
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Unstructured 6-Panel Design – Laid-back, just like your Saturday naps with the pup.
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Vintage Washed-Out Effect – Distressed to perfection, like your patience during bath time.
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Antique Brass Buckle – Adjustable, classy, and vaguely pirate-coded.
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Black Sweatband – Because sweating while walking your dog at high noon is inevitable.
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean with warm water and dish soap.
- Don’t toss it in the washing machine unless you’re aiming for the “modern art” look.
- For tough stains, use a soft-bristled brush—preferably not the one you use on your dog.
Size Guide:
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Circumference: 18.5″ – 23.23″ (Fits most human heads. Sorry, Great Danes.)
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Height: 4.33″ (Low profile, high fashion.)
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Width: 7.09″ (Generous enough for wild hair days.)
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Panel Height: 2.83″ (Because geometry matters, apparently.)
Pro Tip: Pair this hat with a leash in one hand and a coffee in the other. You’ll look so effortlessly cool, people might assume your dog walks you.
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One size Circumference, in 18.50 – 23.23 Height, in 4.33 Width, in 7.09 Panel height, in 2.83 -
Price range: $15.47 through $16.95