Best Dog Dad Ever Favorite Wine Tote Bag

Because nothing says “responsible adulting” like showing up to a party with your wine in its own designer sleeping bag. This tote keeps your bottle chilled, your style intact, and your reputation as The Dog Dad Who Has His Life Together (sort of) alive and well. Made from neoprene (aka wetsuit material), it’s basically scuba gear for your wine—so yes, hydration and sophistication are both covered.

Key Features:

• 100% Neoprene – Same stuff as wetsuits, except instead of diving with dolphins, you’re diving into Cabernet.

• All-Over Print – Because your wine deserves to arrive in couture, not a grocery sack.

• Soft-Grip Handles – Perfect for carrying wine…or dramatically storming out of family dinners.

• One Size Fits Most Bottles – From “weekday Merlot” to “celebration Champagne.”

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (because your wine deserves better than hot yoga).
• Do not bleach (unless you want your tote looking like it went to a tie-dye retreat).
• Line dry (patience, darling).
• Do not iron (it’s wine, not a button-up shirt).
• Do not dry clean (wine is already expensive enough).

Size Guide:

• Width: 6.5″ – Just enough to hug that bottle like it’s the last good decision you made this week.

• Height: 15.25″ – Tall enough to conceal your liquid therapy from judgmental neighbors.

Pro Tip: Always keep one of these in your car trunk—you never know when a PTA meeting, in-law dinner, or surprise dog playdate will suddenly become a wine occasion.

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